Dear Frank,

We need more badasses in the world. And I think a third X-Files movie just might do the trick. Let me explain:

Scully is not only a badass, but she is the smartest badass ever. I’d rather fight Skinner than fight Scully. People need to see Scully being a badass again. The only thing that could make Scully more of a badass is if she was running a RT-PCR in one hand and shooting aliens with the other. Only one word could describe that scenario: EPIC!

Since I grew up watching The X-Files, I immediately identified Scully as my role model. This naturally led me to being a badass. For example, yesterday at work I sliced my finger open with a razor blade when trying to remove a membrane from an invasion chamber. And instead of crying or going to the ER, I sutured my own finger back together so that I could continue with what I was working on (I decided against the ER-route because it would have taken too long).

Back to the original point: this world needs more badasses. And with a third X-Files movie, I think that more people will remember what a badass Scully is, and they will immediately model their behavior after her.

So please, I’m begging you, bring back Scully, who is not only the hottest scientist in the world, but she can kick one’s ass and simultaneously diagnose every fracture and dislocation she creates with every blow to your body. And you’d still think she’s gorgeous.

Peace out!

Jessa

P.S. Thanks to Roi for editing my punctuation because I already took my sleep meds and am therefore becoming more and more incoherent by the minute. I hope I can still read the send button.